(Source: beyoncescock)
infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer
6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:
They deserve more respect from the general public…
who?
The retail worker reading this
(Source: anneuaidd)
what is the january mood?
Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….
brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge





